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..so i went on down to k-mart...
um. hi. my name is bianca. *waves* i live in california with my two movie star parents, where i spend most of my free time either attending big fancy parties or horseback riding with shirtless men. *wakes up from dream* so, okay, really? my parents are average joes (BESIDES THE FACT THAT THEY ARE STIFLING ME), i avoid fancy parties at all costs, and i don't think i could handle a horse and a shirtless guy at the same time. welcome to my life, a teeming cesspool of teenage angst, incessant complaining, social indiscretions, and lots of sarcasm. bianca fever is everywhere. CATCH IT. my mom says chatting is the root of all evil. 
i've decided to educate the public.  see, i told you i had friends! look at your own calendar! *greedy*
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30 i feel so special. | and the doctor said, "sorry, you have cancer." 162th day of 2004 This Bohemian: BONDAGE! This Bohemian: I JUST HEARD THE WORD BONDAGE ON TV. MochaBinkie: where!? This Bohemian: AND IT'S LIKE This Bohemian: COURTV. MochaBinkie: !!!!!! This Bohemian: I LAFF! MochaBinkie: omfg. MochaBinkie: hahahahaahaha lmao. MochaBinkie: three cheers for bondage homie. This Bohemian: Fo' shizzle. MochaBinkie: although...it's something i never want to try. This Bohemian: Oh come on. This Bohemian: You know you want to dress in a cat suit. MochaBinkie: i did one year for halloween. MochaBinkie: i had a tail, and ears, and a whip. MochaBinkie: it was in the seventh grade. This Bohemian: Dominatrix Bianca, Starring in: AFRICAN QUEENS VOL. II MochaBinkie: lmao MochaBinkie: omggg.. MochaBinkie: i have a porn star name already. MochaBinkie: it's marie wayne. This Bohemian: I do too. This Bohemian: Oh my~ This Bohemian: Well. This Bohemian: For porn names. This Bohemian: It's the name of your first pet, This Bohemian: and the street you were raised on. This Bohemian: So mine would be... This Bohemian: Precious Pine. MochaBinkie: nooo..it's your middle name and the street you live on. This Bohemian: No! This Bohemian: You lie. MochaBinkie: YOU lie! This Bohemian: YOU LIE. This Bohemian: I don't want my porn name to be Lee Pine. This Bohemian: ick. MochaBinkie: see, if i did yours, i'd be pumpkin comet. This Bohemian: Oh, actually. MochaBinkie: so i HATE yours. This Bohemian: NOW... it'd be Lee Chestnut. This Bohemian: ehehe. MochaBinkie: ooohhh. MochaBinkie: wait a minute..i'd be ariel comet. This Bohemian: That's kinda kinky. This Bohemian: Ooh. This Bohemian: Neat! MochaBinkie: yaaay! MochaBinkie: we could headline together. This Bohemian: For sure. This Bohemian: You know what. MochaBinkie: what? This Bohemian: That makes me want to pee. brb. the world has gone crazy. today was a sad day in bianca history. i was getting dressed after taking a shower, and then i reached into my underwear drawer for a bra and it was kinda big. i was like, "heyyy, i'm not doing too bad for myself. heh." but it was my mom's bra (how did i get my MOM's bra? i'm the one that folds and distributes laundry. hmmm. wishful thinking?) and i didn't fill it out at all. not even CLOSE. *sigh* i'm kinda depressed right now. i'm gonna go listen to michael jackson songs and cry about how i don't have boobs. s'cuse me. 2 Comments. Thanks for the virtual hug... jeremy is the shiz
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